You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. Says that despite that I never revealed his name.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He'll prove you wrong all the time!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Always has to argue!

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He always starts it!

 

[Scde2]

Date. Is a wonderful person.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a liar!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Just said that he isn't a wonderful person.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He destroyed the Earth.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Yeah...

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. At the first physical contact she will scream, "RAPE!" and shoot you with a tazer. Repeatedly.
EDIT: Damn ninjas.
Fine. Don't date, because he'll steal your victories out from under your feet.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. I'm not sure if he has a solid body or not.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He's just not committed enough.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He commits himself all the way...Well until he's knocked over and shuts down.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Not while I'm still a viable option.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a ninja.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. At the first physical contact she will scream, "RAPE!" and shoot you with a tazer. Repeatedly.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Don't date, the phrase "eye rape" comes to mind.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Thinks of eye rape.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, will fight to the death over you.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Will throw a fight to the death over you.