You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. Or he'll follow you around crying about you won't be his friend in front of everyone you know and love.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he fails trying to get emotion out of me.
Date, he ninjad me by only two seconds and with good timing.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Ninjas are out to get him.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he want to be a key samurai.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. As a cyborg, she can't really have all the fun you want her to have.
If you know what I mean.

 

[Scde2]

Date. I know what he means.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he's the man who knew too much.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He remembers me.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. He's the man who didn't know enough.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he's the man who thought he knew something.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He told Braille.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he pointed at a braille square.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He lives in New Zealand. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Dislikes people who live in New Zealand.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Probably comes from Old Zealand.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. Anyone that makes a joke like that deserves to be hung.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. And then I make a dirty joke involving the word 'hung'.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, I have already heard his dirty jokes...

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Has some catching up to do with his post count.