You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. His life can be represented by a simple, elegant equation.

 

[Mr Shrike]

Date. Although his avatar may cause some seizures, his abilty to make over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath means we'll never argue.

I hope...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. It's a dino-car.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date, he has horrible luck.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, is very lucky.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date, he's a pyromaniac.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't exist.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he was on fire before I extinguished him.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Hasn't collected enough blood for the blood god.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Has collected enough skulls for the skull throne.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, hasn't collected enough shadows for the shadow god.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

It's dangerous to go alone. Date him.

 

[trust Milo]

Dont date. has diarrhea

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. Go on...trust him...

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He has an awesome avy.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: Horrible helmet hair

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Anyone with a gun is weak.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Is wanted in 12 states.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Wears the helmet during coitus.