You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. Glowing eyes.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Has a problem with glowing eyes.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Glowing balls.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. Bad pun.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Then shoot them into the sun.

 

[Lust]

Date. Likes it hot.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. Too kinky.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: Not kinky enough

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Is into too many weird things.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He has a job.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Uses too much make up.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Thinks it's unmanly for a guy to wear makeup.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Date: Dude wears make up

 

[Alexeduardo]

Don't date. Dislikes make-up.

 

[trust Milo]

Date. Is a bi.....plane

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Makes bad puns.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: Likes the bad puns.

Off topic: Ain't we repeating the same things over and over again?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Is too close to uncovering the truth.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: doesn't WANT you to uncover the covered truth that is clearly uncovered despite being called the covered truth

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. That hurt my brain for five seconds.