You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Unstoppable.

 

[Queen Michael]

Date. He's breathing, and with standards as low as yours that's all you need.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Doesn't know me at all.

 

[hyperhammy]

Don't date, probably shouldn't date anyone that hangs out on a gaming forum all day playing forum games. xD

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Date. He's a squirrel. What could possibly go wrong dating a squirrel [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eUKSpyfuzZ8/Sp_ZteKJxiI/AAAAAAAAAUA/1LMZLnSJJX8/s320/evil-squirrel+copy.jpg]?

 

[Queen Michael]

Date. He's got a cool, inverted-colors, kind of look.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. He'll never take off that mask. It's a wonder how he eats.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, frolicks frighteningly.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. His delightful romps through the posies don't cause others to scream and claw out their eyes in terror.

Or perhaps you should date him. Seems rather normal. Safe.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. Once ate an entire DS.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Finished Mile High Club on veteran whilst simultaneously becoming a member of the mile high club.

 

[XJ-0461]

Date. Knows how awesome I am.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. Has an overly high opinion of their own awesomeness.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. Is the leader of the renegade Daleks.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Exposed a Dalek conspiracy.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. Once tried using an office desk as a skateboard.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Once tried using a skateboard as an office desk.

 

[XJ-0461]

Date. Owns his own ice cream factory.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, doesn't own an icecream factory.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. So evil and dangerous he uses Hitler as a front.