You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Kud]

You shouldn't date this guy because he only has one eye... its weird.

 

[Irridium]

You shouldn't because he never really gives you the candy he promises.

 

[Nouw]

You shouldn't date a topless wrestler? you know.

 

[Kud]

You should date this guy because he plays xbox, and xbox is dominant.

 

[Biosophilogical]

You shouldn't date this guy, because if games are anything to judge by, bestiality is still .... frowned upon .... to say the least.

 

[Irridium]

You should date this guy.
Because puppies are awsome, which means he is awsome.

You shouldn't date him.

Because he is a ninja and his avatar will make your head explode if you look at it long enough.

 

[LeonLethality]

You should: look at those.... abs....

 

[LeonLethality]

You should: I hear he is very sexy

 

[Biosophilogical]

You shouldn't as his desired form of government is most likely different (though not necesarily inferior) to your own, and such a large difference can cause relationship issues, which can lead to house-hold violence.

 

[Deef]

You shouldn't date him because theres always a weird black frame with words in it around him.
That shit is a huge turnoff.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

You shouldn't date the animal above me because it shits on floors and steals sammiches.