You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is tainted.

 

[Sliverwings]

*Really Awkward Silence*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date anyways.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Date, and watch Futurama together.

 

[Vrex360]

Date, but be warned, he makes terrible spaghetti.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Date. Is a badass alien.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, it's Tyler Fucking Durden!

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Date. Knows that to date Tyler Durden means to be fucked like you haven't been since grade school.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Actually played through Satan's Retrievers.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Took him an hour.
[sub]...I played through it.[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Took him more than 30 minutes.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Date you'll lose a lot of weight just keeping up with his walking.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Date. Who doesn't want to date a doctor?

 

[Scde2]

Date. Is really accepting of fetishes.

 

[Sliverwings]

Date. Has a foot fetish