You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Ren3004]

Date. He is a good person.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He'll never call. Or ask you out. Or want to be seen with you. He'll even ask you to put a paper bag on your head whenever you go out.

 

[Ren3004]

Date him. I want his face drawn on that paper bag.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He has a strange sexual obsession with paper bags.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date. He'd like to be one of those bags.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He aspires to some day have a little paper bag of his own in the country.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date. He has a little paper bag of his own in the country.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. There are so many reasons not to do it. So many reasons that there's not enough room to list them all here.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, concise.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Sloppy.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, cares about neatness.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, missed an opportunity to make slanderous assertions about Scde2's manhood.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, thinks Scde isn't someone to befriend!

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, forgot that I already befriended Scde2, and not him.

 

[Ren3004]

Date. Why not?

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Because.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Date, because he is SO articulate.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Not at all articulate.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Never stops.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Stopped last week.