You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Lust]

Don't Date. Is mad that he fell for it too.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, prefers mice.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Prefers bunnies.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Shapely liver.

 

[G-Virus]

Don't date. Unshapely liver and is sour about it.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, bathes in sour milk.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, bathes in sour creme.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Bathes in the blood of his enemies.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, bathes.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Doesn't.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, bathes in the cream of his enemies.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. Bathes in toothpaste.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date. Doesn't.

Didn't you see?! I bathe in the blood of my enemies!

Don't date, likes to bathe in mayonaise.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Doesn't.

Didn't you see?! I bathe in the blood of my enemies!

Don't date, likes to bathe in mayonaise.

Date. No longer has any enemies.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date; Is a robot.
No sex

 

[Shemming]

Dont date. traitor.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. If you couldn't see that from the first cutscene, then... well, you deserve to be betrayed.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

don't date; My life ain't a game, it's a movie, and the show ain't over homos!
*Eminem reference

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Isn't the real slim shady, but stood up anyway.