You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't Date; Is too stupid to realize that he put enemies within stabbing distant, and that his allies are too far away to help

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, saw the flaw in my scheme.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. Makes flawed schemes.
(note to self : suggest new tagline for escapist: Where All the Incompetent Villains Go For Drinks And Ponies)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Makes jokes about Escapist.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date; Escapist is like a sprained ankle; It ain't nuthing to play with

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Can't have orgasms.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date; Spreads LIES!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. I HAVE PROOF!

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date; He has proof that I can't orgasm!?

 

[Gigaguy64]

Don't date.
Knows about the proof.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, is a prime hunter.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Date.
Is Batman At Express speeds.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Will perform an endless combo on you.

 

[Lust]

Date. Can take you out.....in one shot.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Can take a hit.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Will steal your hat.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Has no hat of his own.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Is hiding a dog under his hat.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date; Has a hat big enough for two and doesn't share

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Was ninja'd.