You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Queen Michael]

Date, is a valkyrie, which means it's a woman. What else could you need?

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Is only in it for lust.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. We can talk about hats.

 

[Red_Fog]

Date, can bring you to exotic, windy places.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. They have guns.

 

[Red_Fog]

Date. Fully understands the true value of superior weaponry.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Already dating my avatar.

Don't date. NINJA NINJA NINJA.

 

[Red_Fog]

Date. He has ninja sense.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Only wants you for your ninja sense.

 

[Queen Michael]

Date. Knows the secret recipe for Twizzlers.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Candy isn't everything.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Speaketh in lies!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, also owns a cane and a monocle.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Wishes he had one as well.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, will take you out to a classy place.

 

[Lust]

Don't Date. Is only in it for the status.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Can't work out how to update his status.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is asleep.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Is watching you sleep.

Unless you're really into that whole stalker idea.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Sleeps so quietly.