You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Lust]

Date. Has an uneven username.

 

[XJ-0461]

Date. Is full of lust.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't date, is not human.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, they'll just forget about you anyway..

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is Cleverbot.

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

Don't date this guy, he's a physics experiment.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. HE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Don't date. He can be everywhere and nowhere at once! Which means he could be cheating on you at any time and you wouldn't know it! You'd be in a..."Schrodinger's Relationship!"

 

[Lust]

Don't Date. Won't look you in the face.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Will look behind your face. Which is uncomfortable at best.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Those spikes are not what you want in bed.

 

[Trent Lynch]

Don't date, he has terrible luck.

 

[Timotei]

Don't date. He give you terrible luck.

 

[Ren3004]

Date. Feeds on your bad luck.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, likes 'em well fed.

 

[Timotei]

Not sure if date...

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date. Has doubts.

 

[Timotei]

Don't date. "What evidence do you have which convinced you so thoroughly!"