You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. He delivers whole planets.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Boring.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Hypocrite.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Is inferior.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Feels the need to remind me.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. But don't expect to play anything with him.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Date. Its samus!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, if you like cold-hearted opera-going, bookmark setting, KINGS!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't date, will "borrow" your money and leave in the morning.

 

[Sacman]

Don't date, will borrow your pokemon and leave in the morning...

 

[Stone Wera]

Date. Tachibana Labs spent years formulating the perfect date.

 

[Sacman]

Actually they spent years creating Internet Protocol 7... but I'll let that one slide...

 

[Lust]

Date. So long as I don't die from all that flashing and flashing and flashing and flashing and flashing.......................

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Won't kill you with a hug.

 

[Sacman]

Date, seems rather flexible...

 

[Lust]

Don't Date.........wait..................Date..............uh.........goddammit!

*pistols whips*
*cuddles*

.....there.

 

[Sacman]

date, they cuddle...

 

[Stone Wera]

Date. They won't stab you (probably).

 

[Sacman]

No but I'll do some even more terrible things to your subconscious...

Don't date clowns are scary...