You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Irridium]

I thought we already went over this.

Do it, she's sexy and has a suit of Power Armor. And if you can't think of anything fun to do in Power Armor than please leave me and never return.

 

[The Infinite]

Date him, look at those skills seriously.

 

[Tiny116]

Don't date him, Sorry mate but the teeth, fire and portals make you very dangerous XD

 

[DoW Lowen]

Can't tell if he is from the Wii or the Xbox. Identity confusion? Do you really want that?

Also new Avatar. Wooo!

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him.

You really want that face smiling at you from across a dinner table all night?

 

[DoW Lowen]

Oh God... oh god... and I thought Tim Curry was bad.

 

[Irridium]

Hm... its a dolphin. Don't do it.

They may seem nice and cool, but they have been known to kill and rape for shits 'n' giggles.

Unless your into that sort of thing...

 

[DoW Lowen]

He's just jealous. Although it is hard to make love to a dolphin, no hips give you no point of reference.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him.

You can Never trust the dolphins.

 

[Irridium]

Same can be said with those Sangheili bastards...

 

[DoW Lowen]

Pixelated dancing martial artists wouldn't be high up on my list of shoulders to cry on...

 

[Vrex360]

Still don't date him, he's an evil dolphin.

Same can be said with those Sangheili bastards...

Also, don't date this guy either.... he's a RACIST!!!

Do you really want to date this HATE MONGER??

*covertly drops the remains of some destroyed humans into a black pit.*

Yeah.... he's such a bigot.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he'll stab you in the face while yelling something about you being human scum.

 

[Scde2]

I just don't know anymore.

 

[Queen Michael]

He's actually that kid in the rollercoaster on YouTube.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date him, he posted in the wrong thread.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he'll try to foil your plans.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date, this person is not really Samus.