You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Date him. He has really low standards.

I saw that!

Spoiler: Don't date! He is mean!

 

[ShockValue]

Don' date him. He can't handle criticism.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is dead in space.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's a horrible person.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He was once a woman.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He was once a man.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date either of them. You'd be better off with me! Unless you're a dude, I don't swing that way.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date him. He was once a man.

I...
Bu...
you....
Don't date. He can't tell a guy from a girl.

Spoiler: And further more

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@Alpha: Don't date. He can't swing...at all!

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. Actually don't, he sucks.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

dont date.

he is EXPLOSIVEIMPLOSIVE.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is still creeping me out!

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. I'm quite sure he's behind every high profile death since 2004.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He thinks that emos suck.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He thinks that emos are cool.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. We obviously have a disagreement.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He likes to disagree for the sake of disagreeing.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. *shoots Alpha* He's dead.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He killed evil.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date him. He says I'm evil.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He denies his evilness.