You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll poison you.

 

[MadMechanic]

Date. Is now immune to poison.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is quite mad you know.

 

[MadMechanic]

Do date.
He recognises my flaws. *mwuhahahahaaa!*

[sub] but still...not a machine [/sub]

 

[XJ-0461]

Date. They like machines.

<---- Machine!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date it. It's a robot-ninja!

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's an alien.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date them. They're a ninja!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. It thinks that a single person should be called a collective pronoun.

 

[MadMechanic]

Don't date. He's a grammar loon!
Its the internet. Grammar died a painful death. Sadly.

[sub] says the pedantic A-level English language studant [/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He had an A in English.
[sub]But you know I was right![/sub]

 

[XJ-0461]

Date. He's also a ninja. And a vampire. Vamp-ninja!

Off topic: I'm listening to Robot Rock by Daft Punk right now. That makes sense with my avatar.

 

[MadMechanic]

Date. He has a nice choice in music. Plus, machine.

@Scde2 had? I haven't got it yet.
[sub] I got a GCSE A in lang and A* in Lit tho... [/sub]

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. Mad people are always interesting.

 

[MadMechanic]

Date. With a hat like that, whats not to dislike?
And, as you can see his skull, you know he has fine calcium rich bones!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is not really a mechanic...or mad.

 

[MadMechanic]

Don't date. He lies! How dare he insult me! I got my mail-order degree in madness perfectly legally!
All hail the machines!

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He doesn't seem all there...

 

[MadMechanic]

Don't date. Obviously oblivious to the fact that I do have legs, they're just out of shot in my avatar.
Oh, you mean my metal state. Well, I thought my username would have given that away.
[sub] And, not a machine. Suffers from the perils all fleshbags have. [/sub]

 

[not_the_dm]

don't date. He forgot the parcel he wanted me to deliver to a mutual friend.