You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Date. She once got lonely and threw herself out the window.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He'll remind you of things that you don't remember doing.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is too mainstream.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He'll frame you for murder.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She actually did it.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He can survive a gunshot to the head.

 

[Scde2]

Date...She won't stop until you do.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's an assassin.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She caused the site to fail.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll blame you for everything.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She tends to get blamed for everything.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He gets stabbed a lot.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She expresses herself through violence.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He thinks that's a bad thing.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She thinks expression through violence is a good thing.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He fails at everything he tries.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She is very encouraging. /sarcasm

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's quite successful.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She lies!

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll accuse you of lying.