You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Randoms]

Yous should'nt date him because he's secretly a chick.

 

[XJ-0461]

You shouldn't. Because he's a goddamn ninja.

 

[Biosophilogical]

You shouldn't date pararaptor as he is the fractal equivalent of hypnotoad.

 

[Biosophilogical]

You shouldn't date him because he will point out all the flaws in your life, then expect you to fix them, then guilt you into doing it, and you will never realise he did all that.
[sub]There I fixed it, happy? But then again, can you really trust the interwebz?[/sub]

 

[XJ-0461]

You should. He has a pet monkey. If that's not the grounds for a good relationship, then I don't know what is.