You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Irridium]

He'll kill you with stories about his boring office work.

I don't think he suits you.

 

[Irridium]

Don't, he makes awful puns.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Don't, he really does. Date the guy below me, he's great in bed.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Yes I am, I made love to the man above me for hours....

 

[DoW Lowen]

*cries*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Date him. He may talk to himself, but look at that suit!

 

[Irridium]

Date her, its a girl on the internet!

 

[brtshstel]

Date him: he's a killer dancer and he's a ninja so he can protect you.

 

[DoW Lowen]

OMFG IT'S BATMAN!

 

[Nexus424]

No way. This guy just chomps on your sandwiches with no remorse.

 

[Machiavellian007]

Those with an unhealthy interest in mythical creatures, go for your life.

 

[Kud]

Well if you like nerds then go for it.

[sup]Evil nerds...[/sup]

 

[DoW Lowen]

My psychological deduction has led me to believe that his hatred of nerds stems from a fear of nerds. The most likely cause is a traumatic event most likely in his prepubescent years where he was assaulted and violated by D & D fans.

I feel sorry for him, go for it.

 

[Desert Warrior]

This bloke is mad..Bat crap crazy i tell you, One day he's happy la-da-da saving the planet the next he's planning the downfall of Humanity..
Basically he has split personalities that are both very strange and needs to be eradicated from his head and put in a mental asylum..
But there again it was my Sister daughters cousins mother brother auntie uncle who Dated him so i wouldn't know I'm a straight Goblin so blame the guinea pig who did.

 

[Irridium]

He's a goblin. Who looks like he flies airplanes.

I'm not really sure if you should date or not...

 

[brtshstel]

Again, date him: he's a killer dancer and he's a ninja so he can protect you.

 

[Irridium]

He's fucking Batman.

I will kill you if you don't.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

He's got some moves and a Black belt

Do it, do it now, do it later, just do it!

 

[Machiavellian007]

Japanese writing; always a bad sign.

(Do it anyway. He's rated 10/10 for a reason.)