You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Irridium]

His name is "Count Evil Von Fuckblade".

What do you think?

 

[Irridium]

Sexiest man on the escapist. Do it.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't, he thinks he's oh so sexy...

 

[The Infinite]

Do it. Probably rule the world some day. Unless some stupid warriors come along to ruin his day.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he has a weird mask.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

If your a girl, date him, he's Epic.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, I'm better.

 

[Spiner909]

You should date the guy above me. That's an epic cape.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Don't date. The gun is obviously overcompensating for Something.

 

[Spiner909]

Don't date him. Its just splotches of colors.
*And my gun is not that well endowed, thank you!*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Don't do it, he was too cheap to get the big gun.

 

[Spiner909]

I don't have enough of an inadequacy issue for that.
Don't date him. He didn't get the good paint.

 

[Julianking93]

Don't date him.

Why? Because...well just look at him. Big, metal, always wears a helmet. That's just bad.

 

[Thamous]

Date him, its bacon. Who doesn't love bacon?
That's right, no one.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Fighter jets can't love so don't

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Eh, go ahead, although, don't piss her off...?

 

[Vrex360]

Totally do it, you get to say you are dating someone from Vaudeville.

 

[Kollega]

I heard he has a lounge bar on Titan... so yeah, do it.