You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Ren3004]

Date him, he's a pillar of the community.

 

[reg42]

Date him, he's the motherfucking Batman.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he's not fast enough.

 

[reg42]

Don't date him, him underpants are on the outside.

 

[tim98042]

don't date him he has a big nose and it looks like its congested!

 

[hazabaza1]

Don't date him, he'll probably shoot you.

 

[Vrex360]

Date him.
He seems kind of nice.

 

[hazabaza1]

Date him. He's and alien, and he's bound to be flexible in some way.

 

[AvsJoe]

Don't date him. He appears to have gone gonzo! Do you want to date a gonzo person?

 

[LeonLethality]

Don't date him, he hasn't hatched yet.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he has a red "X" for a face!

 

[Irridium]

He's the fucking Batman!

What are you waiting for!

 

[The Warden]

Do date this guy, and take him to a club.
That mother fucker owns the dance floor.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Don't date him. His hobbies often end with those around him dead.

 

[reg42]

Don't date him, no one really knows if black mages have faces or not.

 

[The Warden]

Don't date this guy, he's got a face, but it's HIDEOUS

 

[Zeromaeus]

Don't date this guy, he's got a thing for gore.

 

[oppp7]

Don't date this guy! He's my evil twin! He keeps framing me for horrible things I didn't do!

 

[reg42]

Don't date him, that shits bestiality.

 

[LeonLethality]

Don't date him he's married to his work!