You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Tharwen]

Date. He's kind to machine-kind.

 

[Scde2]

Don't. He will gun you down.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't. He'll stab you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't. She can't handle long-distance relationships.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't. He's not evil enough.

 

[Scde2]

Don't. She is not emotional enough.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't, he's too emotional.

 

[MadMechanic]

Don't. Appears to be too emotional.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't. He'll steal all your money.

 

[Scde2]

Don't. She burnt all of my poetry.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't, he writes horrible poetry.

 

[MadMechanic]

Don't. He writes poetry.

[sub] @Shock - dam! you found out! [/sub]

ninja'd!

Do. Even though you ninja'd me, you burn poetry. Whats not to like?

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He hates art and expressing himself.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Do Not. He is the Emo.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is like everyone else...
; _ ;

 

[MadMechanic]

Do date. Zer has a wonderful hat. It asmuses me greatly.

Don't.
He's ninja'd me twice now.

 

[Queen Michael]

Don't date him. He's a Nazi with AIDS and he's very fat and has pimples all over his face and didn't really care for Avatar and thinks Tori Amos is the name of a band.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he has fine taste in hats.

Don't date him, he's a ninja!

 

[Zeromaeus]

He's obviously a non-ja. So don't date 'im.

EDIT: Ninja'd. (what irony)
Do. She's freaking Samus Aran.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date anyone here, they were all ninja'd by me.

EDIT: I was just ninja'd