You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is in denial.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He is wrong. Like usual.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She will consantly lie.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He sucks!

 

[Scde2]

Date...She blows.
[sub]SORRY, I had to do it.[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

*Pushes Scde2 down some stairs* Don't date him, he has trouble getting up.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She was charged with domestic violence.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He spends all his time in the emo corner.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She's the reason I'm in the emo corner.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he'll blame you for everything.
[sup] You only have yourself to blame! [/sup]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She's a victim blamer.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll stab you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She'll hit you.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. Maybe he'll stop.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She's in an AA program.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll belittle you. He's also horrible.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She will bring your downfall.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He probably won't kill you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She caused the 3rd Galactic Confederation War of Deon IX.