You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[not_the_dm]

Don't. Madness takes its toll.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's not a high enough level.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. She thinks she's princess Zelda.

 

[MadMechanic]

DO date. Unlike other well-known household robots, he doesn't sing folk music when magnets are applied.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's a horrible driver.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. He's going to kick some ass with his own pipe-wrench.

Don't date. He's a ninja

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. You can't trust the undead.

 

[MadMechanic]

Do date. She has a violent hatred of idiots on the internet, and noobs.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. Is what he mentioned above.
[sub]There's nothing wrong with being dead Shock. We're just people with different dietary requierments. Besides, we just have to make the best of the hand delt to us.[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he's radioactive.
[sup] Well as long as you don't try to eat my brain. [/sup]

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't. She'll shoot you if you nash your teeth.
[sub]The heart tastes far better anyway[/sub]

 

[MadMechanic]

Don't date. His hair style is 70 years out of date. And rock solid.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He hates the 40's.[sub]We were told it was a formal event, Steven[/sub]

 

[MadMechanic]

Don't date. He's mocking me for my appearance.
[sub] I apparently look like Steven Fry [/sub]

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He's a hypocrite.
[sub]you mocked me first[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's on fire.

 

[not_the_dm]

I am? Shit. I am.
Don't...She...set me...on...fire...

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's not immune to fire.

 

[Asturiel]

Date, it's bloody Samus!

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. He will train you.