You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Date. Do it 4 teh lulz.

 

[S.R.S.]

Don't date, for teh lulz

 

[Ren3004]

Do, or do not, there is no try.

 

[S.R.S.]

Yes, Master Oogway.

 

[Vrex360]

You shouldn't date this guy, he'll turn invisible halfway through dinner and leave you to take care of the bill. Then he'll steal your skull.

Predators are kind of dicks like that.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. He'll glaze your planet if you don't do.

 

[Johanthemonster666]

Date, he looks like an evil genius for some reason-with a twin!

note- he likes to cuddle, another plus

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Might eat you. Might not.

 

[eastinfecter]

Date. Its gonna be a thriller.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. Exotic tastes, at the least.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he's starting to smell.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Bothered by trifles.

 

[pSY'oniK]

Date. Pays well despite appearances

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Might be poor.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, he uses the poor as golf clubs.

 

[SPCF]

Date. Canadian Dragon-God of Pants.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. (The shirt says YES, date.)

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, they make assumptions.

 

[SPCF]

Date.
Canadian.