You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. Where is stone wera to show what I want to do?.

Edit: in reference to the clown a few pages back

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. Obviously knows a lot about these forums.

 

[SeventySeven]

Date: Has commented more than once so he must really love these forums. xD

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. Love is an understatement.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He likes to be viciously dominated.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. He knows from experience ;P

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date. How would YOU know hmm?

 

[Scde2]

Date: Has commented more than once so he must really love these forums. xD

Shit, you look alot like one of my friends. //_O

OT: Don't date. You aren't worthy.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. Sparkles.

 

[brtshstel]

Don't date: his eyes are red. That means he's one of those degenerates that use marijuana and is therefore threat-to-society-nazi-communist-socialist-liberal-satan-worshiper-hippie-foreigner that will ruin the landscape of your perfect neighborhood by threatening the status quo.

(yes, I had to deal with a few elderly white folks at work today and listen to their baby-boomer bellyaching about Obama. If diarrhea was ever in sonic form, this was it)

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He secretly wants to be an elderly person who complains about things.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. He can also be used as table. (Now transform, damnit!)

 

[SPCF]

Date.
Gonna do some golddigging as soon as he`s lord of this world.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. To learn his ideas about world domination only to destroy the world before he succeeds!

*Edit: do the ninja rap with me! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. The link is probably a trap.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. My wall socket tells me he is paranoid.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He posted the wrong ninja rap:

Spoiler

 

[Blue Musician]

Date. Has red sights.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. Probably one of those khaiseri soze stories.