You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Venom 3135]

don't date. very blue...

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date.

He walks around in last seasons outfit, he's a total square.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date, he'll just eat your heart in religious fervor.
Or stab you with his energy sword. Either or, really.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Would date Vrex anyway.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, has a cool wavy hat!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Has nothing that is cool or wavy.

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

Don't date. Because you also has nothing wavy.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Don't date. Is destined to lead sad life of humping.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Plans on reciprocating Krafty's humping.

 

[Scde2]

Date. A true artist must have created that avatar.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. Respects my mad MSPaint skills.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Date. Can make awesome self portraits with MSPaint.

 

[The Free Wind]

Date. Has an artistic side.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Dont date, he stole my other eye.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. Cyclops is so in this year.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Was out of date 33 years ago.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Has over 1000 posts for every hour of the day.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Gave me another chance to make another post.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he is a post-whore...

 

[Scde2]

He called me a whore...