You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Shemming]

Date. ninja.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. Doesn't know the people are ninjas from those that aren't.

(I used to have a username of ninjablu.)

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is bad for your health.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, likes to hurt people with his keyblade.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is piloted by a cyclops.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. Has found the key to human interaction.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Interacts with humans.

 

[Asturiel]

Date, interacts with non-humans.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, can dance it up with the best of them.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, ships don't dance.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. He can dance if he wants to. He can leave your friends behind.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, he gets songs stuck in peoples heads.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He is joking about the skinny jeans stuff.

 

[McLoving]

You should date the guy above he has a key and it unlocks everything.
AND LOOK AT THIS HAIR.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, he is incapable of love.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Date. Dancing leprechauns are awesome.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Confuses mysterious shopkeepers with leprechauns.

 

[Asturiel]

Date, he clarifies things.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Don't date. Apparently, he's just a shopkeeper.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Eye patches are awesome.