You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. He's too busy being mysterious.

 

[Brandon237]

Don't date: Is too judgemental...
And EVERYONE on the forum games who has stalked me has mentioned the avatar... EVERYONE...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Has a mentionable avatar.

 

[Venom 3135]

date. knows about my mysteriousness... *shifts eyes*

 

[Brandon237]

Don't date: Has a very simplistic avatar, minimalists aren't generous partners.

 

[Venom 3135]

don't date. your one to talk!!!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. He rules Shibuya with an iron fist.

 

[Venom 3135]

don't date. thinks that's a bad thing XD

 

[Scde2]

Date. Has a good laugh.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's awesome.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He knows how to charge the enemy.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He knows how to provide suppressing fire.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. He knows how to charge a credit card. Is a Zero Suit ninja.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, he's got a cold heart. You might even say it's chilly.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date, he's merely a logo.

 

[Discord]

Date - Seems like a deep thinker

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Enjoys flashing his lightning.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Will stab you in the face.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. Things associated with Samus seem to die often.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. I mean, just look at that face! How can you say no to a face like that?