You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[BrailleOperatic]

Date, then break up wth him just when he starts to think you reall love him and convert him into SUPEREMO! Now with Kung-Fu Grip!

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. He smells like new shoes

 

[Scde2]

Date. Has fleas.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Will give you power armor.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He teleports.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Will take over a generator for you.

 

[Sliverwings]

Date. He'll probably kill you if you don't...

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he will get killed at the nearest opportunity.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. I don't need a justification.

Off Topic: People, help me! I have lost the hat of waviness avatar due to my brother changing it while I was away from the computer! I can't find it anymore! Help!

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He's too cool for a normal alphabet.

And he needs help finding his hat.
[sub]I haven't seen it, sorry [/sub]

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He wears a top hat, but he's really just a filthy commoner.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Puts turrets in their place.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date. That key is actually the universal key to every lock in existence.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, has the biggest head in the world.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Can't point out the key field in the following table:

Spoiler

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he likes lemons.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Can be useful.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He can't spell 'Leman Russ'.

And is the third person to have ninjad me this minute...

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's an enemy of the Emperor.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date. Their dedication to the Emperor is without equal.