You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Tharwen]

Date. All he wants to do is eat your brains.
[sub]I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes...[/sub]

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, got samuraid three times.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Can't Samurai properly.

[sub]Oh, and I'm going to bed.[/sub]

 

[Lust]

Date. Can keep his hat on at all times.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he's wearing a scarf even if it's summer.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, he doesn't take too much time coming up with something.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he needs help to arrive in time.

 

[Lust]

Date. Honestly, how many people these days have light blue hair?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Has a hair colour fetish.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't Date, he ninja me and lost his hat.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, is concerned about hats.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he cares about hats.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, likes hats and blue hair.

 

[Lust]

Don't Date. He has a Predator badge and that spells bad juju.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Dont' date. He has a team rocket badge and that spells poorly planned shenanigans that only serve to annoy and counfound.

 

[Lust]

Don't date. Just don't..........

 

[Scde2]

Date. Just date.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Shows no compassion to Heartless.

 

[Yureina]

Don't date. Has the word "pwn" in his name.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. Who doesn't wanna date Rei Ayanami?