You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Valkyrie101]

Date. He'll eat you.

 

[Venom 3135]

don't date. -.- i'm not sure why. my liquirice twizlers tell me not to.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he trusts the liquirice twizlers.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. He survives solely on name recognition.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he's avatar dependent.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Has little sense of decency.

 

[Lust]

Don't Date. Thinks decency is important.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He knows what's important.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Doesn't see the importance of decency.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Has no qualms with exercising his lust in public.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's the richest turret in the world.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. But only if you're a lesbian

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He told a lesbian to date me.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Is a lesbian.

 

[Shemming]

date. Has a GlaDOS badge.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Is a sucker. Like this:

Spoiler

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Has tentacles.

 

[The Righteous One]

Don't date points out the obvious

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Dont date: She's friends with Haruhi.