You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: Prefers samurais to ninjas, which is madness

 

[trust Milo]

Don't date. Hasn't seen the massive minigun wheedling samurai

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's just a figment of your imagination.

 

[trust Milo]

Don't date. Guess you haven't seen it either

 

[Shemming]

Date. Added me as a freind :3

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. Sure, he can do a trick, but he's a one-trick kitty.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Mentally stimulating.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Physically simulating.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he only exists on the seventh plane.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He's had enough of these goddamn snakes on his goddamn plane.

 

[Discord]

Don't -it'll shoot you in the back; it hates meatbags by the way

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. You'll just want to make Team Jacob jokes the whole time.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Slaughtered Team Jacob.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Is Jacob.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Date: Haz lazer eye beamz

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is afraid of upper class turrets.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Don't date. Is emo.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Dislikes people who dislikes emos.
And also has blue hair.

 

[Shemming]

Date. looks emo but has a lukewarm heart.