You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[trust Milo]

Don't date. Eats roots and leaves

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Eats shoots and leaves.

 

[Shemming]

Dont date. eats, shoots then leaves.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Eats shoots, then mauls anyone who tries to take his shoots away.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Knows too much about me.

 

[Shemming]

Date. He has secrets i will trick from him.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Shoots shoots, then blows the fuck out of everything.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, is too slow at posting and gets double ninja'd.

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. He is a huge prick

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Has fewer than 1000 posts.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Has more than 1456 posts.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's not a robot that is determined to wipe out all life on Earth.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. He is a robot that is determined to wipe out all life on Earth.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Does not want all life on Earth to be wiped out.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Will help you wipe out all life on Earth.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. his communication will always leave you hanging, and probably confused.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, he's hard to make out (with).

 

[trust Milo]

Don't date. not really that awesome