You spent how much?!

[emeraldrafael]

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I'm assuming troll, but I'll bite, you have absolutely nothing that will stand up in court, you illegally purchased and attempted to sell a human. You are guilty of human trafficking.

its all a joke really. Once you get down to it, its all in void cause he couldnt legally sell himself to me since he was at the time a minor. its just a funny story to tell people and explain why someone owes me 100 USD.

Or 328.66 if you want to go by the contract. Geez, such seriousness.

 

[artanis_neravar]

You may think I'm joking, but I'm quite serious, I have documents that could legally hold in civil court say I bought him and that I am to receive payment for him.

Where do you live that any sort of document allows you to 'own' another person? Because that's basically illegal everywhere except the most backwards of third world countries. No matter what documents you had that would be illegal in both the United States and Europe at the very least. No civil court would uphold those documents.

I have property in Niger and through some rather shrewd legal wording my house doubles as a territory of Niger and a territory of the US.

Perhaps I need to go to a more global agency.

EDIT: I also love how muh discussion what basically is a joke deal is getting. Anyone else i tell usually doesnt even think Im serious.

You would have to choose one. You choose Niger, you need a passport every time you leave your house, couldn't get plumbing, electricity, or the internet from the US.

I am enjoying this obvious joke discussion myself.

 

[New Frontiersman]

I spent 120 dollars on the entire set of Avatar: The Last Airbender DVD's.

I love that show! I actually bought all the DVD box sets too. It was worth it.

In better economic times I bought a full-size, male human skeleton from Ebay for $80.

And before anyone freaks, it's not a real one, it's one of those full-size, anatomically correct, plastic/resin models you find in good science labs and Doctor's offices.
Normally I'm pretty frugal, but that I couldn't resist. He sat on my couch in boxers for about three days before I stitched him up a nice black robe with flared sleeves and a hood.

That's awesome! That is probably the best most nonsensical purchase ever! I bet it's a hit at Halloween, hell I bet it's a hit all the time!

 

[Eggbert]

No regrets, I love them both erotically.

Fixed that for you.

Ehh, GOG and Steam ran promos during the same week, and I sank 40 USD into video games (so much, right?) in a week.

Worth it though, as I still haven't played through the backlog (HL2, ep1, ep2, MDK 1+2, Freespace 1+2, Giants, PoP:Sot).

Now, I'll be in my bunk.

 

[Dango]

My 3 Clannad posters and BlazBlue poster. I think the cost on amazon was about $80.

 

[emeraldrafael]

You may think I'm joking, but I'm quite serious, I have documents that could legally hold in civil court say I bought him and that I am to receive payment for him.

Where do you live that any sort of document allows you to 'own' another person? Because that's basically illegal everywhere except the most backwards of third world countries. No matter what documents you had that would be illegal in both the United States and Europe at the very least. No civil court would uphold those documents.

I have property in Niger and through some rather shrewd legal wording my house doubles as a territory of Niger and a territory of the US.

Perhaps I need to go to a more global agency.

EDIT: I also love how muh discussion what basically is a joke deal is getting. Anyone else i tell usually doesnt even think Im serious.

You would have to choose one. You choose Niger, you need a passport every time you leave your house, couldn't get plumbing, electricity, or the internet from the US.

I am enjoying this obvious joke discussion myself.

depends on the business I need to conduct. Though you are right, but by the time you contact all three agencies to tell them I need things shut off, my business is done. Teach them to keep me on hold X3

and really I need a passport everytime I leave the yard, cause the whole property doubles as the territory.

 

[artanis_neravar]

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I'm assuming troll, but I'll bite, you have absolutely nothing that will stand up in court, you illegally purchased and attempted to sell a human. You are guilty of human trafficking.

its all a joke really. Once you get down to it, its all in void cause he couldnt legally sell himself to me since he was at the time a minor. its just a funny story to tell people and explain why someone owes me 100 USD.

Or 328.66 if you want to go by the contract. Geez, such seriousness.

That's what I figured (I use Troll as someone who makes obviously false or seemingly outrageous statements in order to get people to react, though I could be wrong)

 

[NeonOranges]

$250 dollars on a pair of New Rock boots.

 

[artanis_neravar]

You may think I'm joking, but I'm quite serious, I have documents that could legally hold in civil court say I bought him and that I am to receive payment for him.

Where do you live that any sort of document allows you to 'own' another person? Because that's basically illegal everywhere except the most backwards of third world countries. No matter what documents you had that would be illegal in both the United States and Europe at the very least. No civil court would uphold those documents.

I have property in Niger and through some rather shrewd legal wording my house doubles as a territory of Niger and a territory of the US.

Perhaps I need to go to a more global agency.

EDIT: I also love how muh discussion what basically is a joke deal is getting. Anyone else i tell usually doesnt even think Im serious.

You would have to choose one. You choose Niger, you need a passport every time you leave your house, couldn't get plumbing, electricity, or the internet from the US.

I am enjoying this obvious joke discussion myself.

depends on the business I need to conduct. Though you are right, but by the time you contact all three agencies to tell them I need things shut off, my business is done. Teach them to keep me on hold X3

and really I need a passport everytime I leave the yard, cause the whole property doubles as the territory.

You're right I used the wrong word, but kudos on such an entertaining senario

 

[emeraldrafael]

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I'm assuming troll, but I'll bite, you have absolutely nothing that will stand up in court, you illegally purchased and attempted to sell a human. You are guilty of human trafficking.

its all a joke really. Once you get down to it, its all in void cause he couldnt legally sell himself to me since he was at the time a minor. its just a funny story to tell people and explain why someone owes me 100 USD.

Or 328.66 if you want to go by the contract. Geez, such seriousness.

That's what I figured (I use Troll as someone who makes obviously false or seemingly outrageous statements in order to get people to react, though I could be wrong)

Oh,t hen maybe I am, though that really is the truth. Its a voided contract but we went about it like i bought him, just so i could say i did to be a dick about it around him. Of course it doesnt help that he goes around and tells people ither, showing his copies of the papers. -_-#

EDIT: just a btw, in case youre curious what he wanted the hundred dollars for, it was to buy me a present for my birthday that year.

 

[babinro]

Magic Card orders would be the biggest thing. Especially from people not familiar with the game. I'll typically plunk down online orders of $100-$300 each about twice a year. Cause owning 57 decks just doesn't cut it for some reason.

 

[Tselis]

My husband once spent $5000.00, yes, five thousand, on a big screen TV after we got our tax return. He saw it, and gave me the puppy dog eyes, and I thought, "Oh well, why not?"

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Well I bought a new slim ps3 when they came out because gamestop had this awesome offer going on where you could trade in your old 40/60/80 gig ps3 and get the new slim for $150 instead of $300 which was awesome. And I also bought two new games at the same time, so yeah that was quite a hefty purchase.

 

[artanis_neravar]

snip

I'm assuming troll, but I'll bite, you have absolutely nothing that will stand up in court, you illegally purchased and attempted to sell a human. You are guilty of human trafficking.

its all a joke really. Once you get down to it, its all in void cause he couldnt legally sell himself to me since he was at the time a minor. its just a funny story to tell people and explain why someone owes me 100 USD.

Or 328.66 if you want to go by the contract. Geez, such seriousness.

That's what I figured (I use Troll as someone who makes obviously false or seemingly outrageous statements in order to get people to react, though I could be wrong)

Oh,t hen maybe I am, though that really is the truth. Its a voided contract but we went about it like i bought him, just so i could say i did to be a dick about it around him. Of course it doesnt help that he goes around and tells people ither, showing his copies of the papers. -_-#

EDIT: just a btw, in case youre curious what he wanted the hundred dollars for, it was to buy me a present for my birthday that year.

Did you know why he wanted it before hand?

 

[silent-treatment]

I payed 60 usd for COD: MW2 and it played like shit on my computer...

 

[IrradiatedFish]

Probably randomly every week during my first year at University. I ended up going to a couple different local card shops with friends all the time, and by the end of the year I had probably spent around 800$ (Canadian) on Magic the Gathering. Glad I'm done with that phase of my life (I think... though I can admittedly see myself getting back into it if I ever have a secure well paying job) . Talk about an expensive hobby.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

I recently purchased an Ed Brown Custom Kobra Carry 1911 Handgun for 2600. It wasnt ENTIRELY a whim, i was going to buy it, but one came up at my local gun shop for a decent price with the additions i wanted, so i bought it!

 

[Dark Claw13]

I haven't bought anything too expensive. But when I had my work experience from school I work in a computer store.

A guy was buying a desktop PC for $30000! He didn't have it yet but it was in the making. The price was still going up when I left.

 

[emeraldrafael]

...
Did you know why he wanted it before hand?

No not really. he just walked up to me,s aid Im in a bit of a bind money wise and could use 100 dollars. and of course, being the good friend I said oka. Then being the dick that i am around my friends I bought him.

hes a clean kid and doesnt drink (of course he doesnt hes under age. haha ha... ha... ) so I knew whatever he needed it for was probably important. I honestly just thought he needed it for gas money or something iwth his car (cause its an older model).