Ignoring all natural laws I would:
1. Not tell anyone about it.
2. If anyone questions it, I tell them it's teleportation. No need for anyone to think I'm getting away with this stuff.
3. No more using any gas.
4. Lose weight (All that walking instead of driving, I'll be thin in no time.)
5. Steal a Bike. (God damn all this walking!!)
6. Actually wish I could teleport. (Biking everywhere is the pits.)
7. Never get wet in rainstorms.
8. One or two consoles might disappear from a retailer's inventory.
9. Take the most awesome photography ever.
10. Take photos of people without them knowing.
11. Take photos of women without them knowing (It's not what you think... ok there's a little bit of that, yes. But they'll never know.)
12. Sneak in to Movies I didn't plan on seeing.
13. Sneak out of Movies I didn't plan on seeing.
14. Super Stalker: I learn everything I need to know about a person, then I know what to talk to them about if I so choose.
15. Watch entire TV series without having to spend a weekend to do so.
16. Life Drawing
17. Life Drawing: Nude (Please refer back to #11)
18. Fight Crime
19. Fight Corruption (Ever want to punch an Oil Tycoon? Bank CEO? Glenn Beck? I have.)
20. Commit Crime (Of a light nature. Murder is not on the Menu.)
21. Fresh Produce (Out of the garden, straight from the cow, right in to the skillet.)
22. Modern Art (I too would like to surround central park with a large curtain.)
and Finally:
23. Conduct Science.
1. Not tell anyone about it.
2. If anyone questions it, I tell them it's teleportation. No need for anyone to think I'm getting away with this stuff.
3. No more using any gas.
4. Lose weight (All that walking instead of driving, I'll be thin in no time.)
5. Steal a Bike. (God damn all this walking!!)
6. Actually wish I could teleport. (Biking everywhere is the pits.)
7. Never get wet in rainstorms.
8. One or two consoles might disappear from a retailer's inventory.
9. Take the most awesome photography ever.
10. Take photos of people without them knowing.
11. Take photos of women without them knowing (It's not what you think... ok there's a little bit of that, yes. But they'll never know.)
12. Sneak in to Movies I didn't plan on seeing.
13. Sneak out of Movies I didn't plan on seeing.
14. Super Stalker: I learn everything I need to know about a person, then I know what to talk to them about if I so choose.
15. Watch entire TV series without having to spend a weekend to do so.
16. Life Drawing
17. Life Drawing: Nude (Please refer back to #11)
18. Fight Crime
19. Fight Corruption (Ever want to punch an Oil Tycoon? Bank CEO? Glenn Beck? I have.)
20. Commit Crime (Of a light nature. Murder is not on the Menu.)
21. Fresh Produce (Out of the garden, straight from the cow, right in to the skillet.)
22. Modern Art (I too would like to surround central park with a large curtain.)
and Finally:
23. Conduct Science.