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Shivari

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Clairaudient post=18.72475.762206 said:
Now we just need an Orphan chef and an Orphan waitress and we're in business.
I'll be the chef! I can finally try out all of those recip-

I mean, you guys are disgusting.
 

The Iron Ninja

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One esteemed Ninja Chef, one Jim who is very much Doki, one plate of meatloaf, one robot and a shirtless redhead (To clarify, I mean Ares Tyr)
One old car that nobody thought they could ever get running. and one pocket full of dreams...
In the quintesential roadtrip movie of our generation!

Blood on the tarmac

[sup] and now for some memorable quotes from the film [/sup]

Jim_Doki: "You're crazy Ares! put your shirt back on right now before those backwater rednecks see you"
Ares: "I'm not afraid! I love being shirtless!"
Redneck: "he loves stuff, let's get 'em!"
*Quirky running away scene involving hay bales, barns and a woman attempting to sell people fried okra*


Iron Ninja: "You've never understood me meatloaf, you never listen to anything I say!"
Plate of Meatloaf: "Well excuse me for having my own problems you jerk! I'm a plate of meatloaf!"
Iron Ninja: "... You're right... I'm sorry man... I-"
Plate of Meatloaf: "No! save it Iron Ninja, I'm through with you, I'm, through with all of you!"
*gets out of car*
NewClassic: "We should stop him, there are bears in those woods"
Iron Ninja: "No... let him go, it's for the best..."


New Classic: "We made it! We made it to Boston!"
Ares Tyr: "If only Meatloaf could see us now... God I miss the little guy..."
Iron Ninja: "Boston... I can't beleive we made it all this way..."
Jim_Doki: "This sucks, let's go back."
 

Ultrajoe

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In A World Free Of Epic And All That Is Righteous

One Man Will Stand.

One Man Will Rise.

In A World Where All Is Lost, All Is Nothing And Everyone Lives In A State Of Panic And Does So Very Briefly. In A World Where Pain Is The Most Basic Of Human Rights And The Only One Given Freely, Or At All.

He Will Be There.

In A World Of Oppression And Violent Life.

There Will Be.

THE ULTRA JOE

And He Is Glad He Made It That Way.
 

PurpleRain

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The Iron Ninja post=18.72475.762299 said:
jim_doki post=18.72475.762294 said:
FeNinja, every day my man love grows for you.......

in a totally straight way
Yeah that happens alot.

I have this effect on men.
Same here, though I'm not sure it's entirely in a hetrosexual manner. I had that dream about you last night again. You know, the one where you come through the windows.
 

NeedAUserName

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A man with no name wonders aimlessly through the barren wastes of what was once West side America, trying to find..... a username

Its Needausername The Movie
 

The Iron Ninja

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PurpleRain post=18.72475.762316 said:
Same here, though I'm not sure it's entirely in a hetrosexual manner. I had that dream about you last night again. You know, the one where you come through the windows.
Yeah of course...
A dream...

jim_doki post=18.72475.762318 said:
i am disappointed the loaf left...
That has a nice ring to it.
 

Anarchemitis

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Ultrajoe post=18.72475.762290 said:
In A World Free Of Epic And All That Is Righteous

One Man Will Stand.

One Man Will Rise.

In A World Where All Is Lost, All Is Nothing And Everyone Lives In A State Of Panic And Does So Very Briefly. In A World Where Pain Is The Most Basic Of Human Rights And The Only One Given Freely, Or At All.

He Will Be There.

In A World Of Oppression And Violent Life.

There Will Be.

THE ULTRA JOE

And He Is Glad He Made It That Way.
It'd be just like in the beginning of the Tropic Thunder movie.
"Nobody saw it coming. 4 Sequels. This time it's different. Again. Again.
SCORCHER 6
"
Another Action movie with a highly Militaristic and charismatic male protagonist with martial arts and a world to save in some kind of action scene depicting somewhere with no OSHA safety compliance and lots of harmless but large explosions.
"Sigh"​
 

The Iron Ninja

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Anarchemitis post=18.72475.762340 said:
It'd be just like in the beginning of the Tropic Thunder movie.
"Nobody saw it coming. 4 Sequels. This time it's different. Again. Again.
SCORCHER 6
"
Another Action movie with a highly Militaristic and charismatic male protagonist with martial arts and a world to save in some kind of action scene depicting somewhere with no OSHA safety compliance and lots of harmless but large explosions.
"Sigh"​
Who left the fridge open?
 

Hey Joe

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When ninja's stole his woman, he wasn't just going to get even, he was going to get funky.

Hey Joe, I heard you went and Kicked some ass.

HEY JOE: THE MOVIE coming to a cinema near you.

Are you funky enough?
 

Ultrajoe

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Anarchemitis post=18.72475.762340 said:
Ultrajoe post=18.72475.762290 said:
In A World Free Of Epic And All That Is Righteous

One Man Will Stand.

One Man Will Rise.

In A World Where All Is Lost, All Is Nothing And Everyone Lives In A State Of Panic And Does So Very Briefly. In A World Where Pain Is The Most Basic Of Human Rights And The Only One Given Freely, Or At All.

He Will Be There.

In A World Of Oppression And Violent Life.

There Will Be.

THE ULTRA JOE

And He Is Glad He Made It That Way.
It'd be just like in the beginning of the Tropic Thunder movie.
"Nobody saw it coming. 4 Sequels. This time it's different. Again. Again.
SCORCHER 6
"
Another Action movie with a highly Militaristic and charismatic male protagonist with martial arts and a world to save in some kind of action scene depicting somewhere with no OSHA safety compliance and lots of harmless but large explosions.
"Sigh"​
The joke is that The Ultra Joe is causing all the damn problems of the world, not rising to save them.

Why do you hate me Anarchemitis? This isn't the first thread i have been bathed in your ire.
 

Larenxis

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Larenxis: If you thought a cyborg dinosaur invasion could never be made into a musical, you thought wrong.