you tried to use the force and it worked.

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Tiger Sora

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Well I'd be the coolest guy at the next Star Wars convention. Hell if I could prove it they'd bring me as a guest and pay for it all.
Of course eventually my evil self would get out in about 2 weeks and world domination would ensue.
 

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Leole said:
I'd make normal doors, AUTOMATIC DOORS, AHAAHAHAHAHA!
*VWOOOOSH*

As mephistophelesees (2nd post) said, depends on the Force. Old school, make people run away from flying things. And teach myself lightning, of course. And choke.

Force Unleashed force? The world would be my *****.
 

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Oscar90 said:
Step 2: Kill whoever thought Star wars the force unleashed was ever a good idea.
Ah come on, the first one was pretty decent. You should go after the guy who thought up Jar Jar Binks.
 

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Probably just use force mind tricks on people because I think its funny. I'd be ruler of the world by tomorrow. Or even better I could stop Activision from making more Call of Duty games.
 

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370999 said:
LuckyClover95 said:
Um, I have the force, so where does this thread put me?
We give your number to a horny squirrel as you are fucking nuts. I kid I kid.

As for myself, I would kill myself, the force is an abomination and takes mankind away from the light of the God emperor
I've already got that horny squirrels number, sorry.
 

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I'd just try to confuse people, and make them wonder if it was really happening. I'd stop when they started paying attention, and pretend I hadn't done anything.
 

kayisking

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Oscar90 said:
kayisking said:
Oscar90 said:
Step 2: Kill whoever thought Star wars the force unleashed was ever a good idea.
Ah come on, the first one was pretty decent. You should go after the guy who thought up Jar Jar Binks.
Oh sorry i meant to type "Star wars the force unleashed 2". The first one was tolerable.

And i didn't mention Jar JAr binks because after hearing about how awful the new star war movies were i never actually watched them.
Strange enough, I do reccomend you go watch them, if only to see how much they fucked it up. It's brought up in conversation so many times that you really can't afford to not have seen it.

Wait, you know what, scrap that, just watch this right here. This way you won't have to soil your beautifull memories, it's actually a pretty good watch.
http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/
 

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gabe12301 said:
You probably have tried a bunch of times but you decide to use the force once again and it works. What do you do now?

I personally would levitate bed sheets and chase people.
First there would be a very loud WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Then I would immediately use mind-tricks to better my financial standing.
 

kayisking

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Oscar90 said:
kayisking said:
Oscar90 said:
kayisking said:
Oscar90 said:
Step 2: Kill whoever thought Star wars the force unleashed was ever a good idea.
Ah come on, the first one was pretty decent. You should go after the guy who thought up Jar Jar Binks.
Oh sorry i meant to type "Star wars the force unleashed 2". The first one was tolerable.

And i didn't mention Jar JAr binks because after hearing about how awful the new star war movies were i never actually watched them.
Strange enough, I do reccomend you go watch them, if only to see how much they fucked it up. It's brought up in conversation so many times that you really can't afford to not have seen it.

Wait, you know what, scrap that, just watch this right here. This way you won't have to soil your beautifull memories, it's actually a pretty good watch.
http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/
Thanks, i appreciate it.
No problem mate, I'm always glad to help out a fellow escapee.
 

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staika said:
Teacher "It seems you failed this class"
Me "I have an A in this class"
Teacher "you have an A in this class"
Me "why don't you go change my grade now"
Teacher "why don't I change your grade now"
Me "I can leave now"
Teacher "you can leave now"

I will never get a grade lower than an A ever again.
You crafty ninja.

OT: "Dude. TV stopped working!"
"I got it."
*force lightning*
"Oh hells yes. Wanna go to the zoo and ride some animals? I'm feeling pretty persuasive."
 

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370999 said:
LuckyClover95 said:
Um, I have the force, so where does this thread put me?
We give your number to a horny squirrel as you are fucking nuts. I kid I kid.

As for myself, I would kill myself, the force is an abomination and takes mankind away from the light of the God emperor
you would need to find the Emperor and become sanctioned, after all each man executed is a man who can no longer serve, and to fail in service to the Emperor is the greatest of sins
 

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Ahaha.... HAHahahaha.... HAHAHAHAHAhaha...... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!

*takes over world*


Now... of to train my force powers.
 

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If it were possible I'd hold humanity hostage with a thought bomb, if not I'll use the force on everyone's vocal chords to make them sound high-pitched and squeaky. If I can't kill you, I'll make you sound ridiculous :)
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Thought_bomb