You -vs- The 300

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pyramid head grape

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You are confronted by 300 tough bastards they all want to were your skin, so how do you fight them? Pick your weapons, call on your avatar for help, unleech your zombie or do you run like hell.
 

Soviet Steve

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They "what to were" do they? I hate it when that happends.

Are these 300 any specific blokes I know? What are they armed with? And does this take place in a sewer?
 

Agayek

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Istvan said:
They "what to were" do they? I hate it when that happends.

Are these 300 any specific blokes I know? What are they armed with? And does this take place in a sewer?
It takes place in a narrow Mediterranean mountain pass that's the only route to get where you need to be within 100 miles, and you lack any means of transportation aside from walking.
 

AmrasCalmacil

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Calling on my avatar is 80% more likely to cause my death, so...
I'll take a Browning M2 and an M249 for when it's out and be engaging them at about two hundred metres.

Preferably both of them loaded, or my videogame based relationship with weaponry won't help one bit. I just need to figure out how well aligned I am with the sights and how not to blow my own arm off firing too much then, I hope.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Dec 22, 2008
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My avatar, you say?

Wait, crap. Alternate universe, not badass.

Umm, yeah I'm doomed unless we are in an alley and I have a machine gun of some sort.
 

Vern5

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Well, it seems my speech skill is high enough to convince them that killing me will rob them of their souls. Ah... the things I have learned from Fallout.
 

LittleJP

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Mar 1, 2011
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Hmm, I am a horrible monster with big nasty fangs.

Unless they have a holy hand grenade, they're screwed.
 

Evidencebased

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Feb 28, 2011
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I convince them that I certainly don't have enough skin for them all to wear it, get them to fight it out until only 1 guy is standing, and then hopefully be a few miles away at that point...
 

mjc0961

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I'll just take one of these:

and a backpack full of ammo. I think I'll be fine.
 

Nouw

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Wear your skin. Sorry OP >.>

I use my avatar and only that, he's a trained soldier damn it!
 

Lord Devius

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Aug 5, 2010
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I summon my avatar, post-awakening.

She's got a trans-reality sword.

I choose an Evoker [http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Evoker] as my weapon.

Dunno what my Persona would be... but bring it on.
 

The Blue Mongoose

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Jul 12, 2008
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Duff can handle them easily. I wouldn't even need to try to help. If I did decide to help, I'd probably just unleash my God Hand and Shaolin Blast them.
 

Rayne870

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Nov 28, 2010
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Aight, my avatar blinds em all and I walk through. This guy is really starting to pay off :)
 

Nackl of Gilmed

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I've forgotten what my avatar is.
EDIT: Oh, I don't have one.
FURTHER EDIT: There we go. I summon The Doctor. This means I can't bring a weapon as he'll get angry at me, but with the Doctor around, you don't need one.
 

Laurie Barnes

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I would have my avatar paint my arm to resemble Nero's Devil Bringer. I would then decimate my foes by unleashing my unholy fury upon them, wielding their broken bodies as clubs and snapping their weapons like twigs. If I began to lose I would have my avatar complete the process he had begun with my arm, thus transforming me into an unstoppable juggernaut. Then my avatar would have to erase my new body and rebuild me, because once I had begun I would not be able to stop.
 

Plurralbles

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Jan 12, 2010
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I'm not sure how useful an ultralisk would be... It wold certainly take a lot of them down with me...
 

gostlyfantom

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Jan 22, 2011
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well arent I lucky? me and my avatar armed with LMGs like the one hes got? we would fucking total them!
 

Meestor Pickle

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On this mountain pass a Firefly transport flies up behind me all dramatic like and someone on the loudspeaker threatens to blow a new hole in this little moon.