You vs Your Avatar.

[Sigmar ov The Hammer]

Myself, a 16 year old male, with no outstandingly strong muscles vs Asterix (a short Gaul who fights against the Romans using a magic strength potion) and Obelix( a gaul who fell into a cauldron of the magic strength potion as a bay and is therefore permanently strong).

Not gonna last too long.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Not sure. She could blind me with rainbow vomit first,...or drown me in it at that rate. o_o;;;.

A huge part of me feels my avatar would win. lol

 

[Xaio30]

-Blizzaga! Thundaga! Meteo! *cue explosions*

I would probably run around in circles 'til he got me.

 

[Da Orky Man]

OK I've seen a lot of threads to do with avatars on this site so here's one I thought up.

You vs Your Avatar. Who would win in a battle. This can be a battle of intellect, skill or a straight up fight to the death.

For me, my guy is a tank from Warhammer 40K (or at least I think it is) and a guy with a sword. I can't really beat a tank, and I can't outsmart a gun barrel. I think I'm gonna loose.

So, how is it for you?

It's a Leman Russ main battle tank with an Imperial Commissar riding on the top. You're dead.

My avatar is Lord Havelock Vetinari, self-described Tyrant of Ankh-Morpork. Physically, I have no chance, given the assassin training. As for outsmarting him, it would be easier to enter orbit with the use of an elastic band and a yoghurt pot. No chance.

 

[Arfonious]

Eeeyyyuup, I would propably lose that fight, o matter how we fought it

 

[Slugz]

Shit! Slowpoke see's everything.

 

[ActionDan]

Me Vs a fist made out of controllers? It would be pointy, but I think I could win. Maybe.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

(Looks at avatar) You're kidding, right?

 

[Suijen]

He can pretty much kick my ass in everything, but I just stay alive, I'll win.

 

[CrazyHatMan]

Nooooo! Not you again!! Go AWAY!

 

[Eduku]

It's Dante. I don't think there's really much else to say here.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Me vs. Me & my missus as ponies...

First of... The fuck? Second... Probably them...

 

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I lose badly.

 

[Dingo John]

Me vs. myself two-and-a-half years ago, drunk?

I'd win (the present me). Obviously my younger me would be weaker, but strengthyened by the alcohol and the absent of pain that follows, but I have grown since then and would beat myself senseless.

On the other hand, we would never fight. He would be a great wingman, and many chicks would be drilled ! And I would finally have a worthy opponent at being the most sarcastic, racist idiot in the crowd !

 

[Dylan Sowers]

Well, this thread will ultimately descend into either Man vs Immortal, or Man vs My Little Pony. Though I kind of feel like a twat for having a picture of myself up, though it's a picture from a few years ago so I'm pretty confident in my abilities.

Going to change avatar, maybe to someone menacing, or a Pony. I can't decide.

 

[LFC Scouser]

Me Vs. Izanagi no gummy

I'd lose hands down

 

[HavoK 09]

...i lived by the crocket i shall die by the crocket

 

[JamesWebber]

Me vs Pharaoh Atem... ok duel... lose ... physical... lose mental... lose magical... lose

Yeah i would lose in every possible way

 

[-Samurai-]

Well, I'm not sure I could fight a mass of energy and win....or fight it at all. Unless I'm Supreme Tri-Mage Wilhelm Ryan, which I am not.

 

[Mr S]

Oh shit. He's got a cane.