You wake up and forget all your passwords.

[Xhoyl]

To make it even more fun, all your memory saved passwords are mysteriously wiped. What do you do? Personally I would fall to my knees and weep, for everything electronic I ever knew would be closed off to me forever, or at least not accessible without a painstaking amount of work.

Edit: If you have them written down anywhere, someone burned them to a crisp.

 

[ryai458]

Ask my brother he knows.

 

[Scrubiii]

I'm absolutely screwed because I make my password by randomly selecting two words from a dictionary, so I can't even work them out.

 

[synobal]

I tattoo each one on my butt in reverse so all I have to do is look in the mirror. ha I beat you!

 

[AndyFromMonday]

What do you do?

Yell at the moron who went through my computer then quietly realize I'm either going senile or have just suffered a stroke.

 

[Xhoyl]

I tattoo each one on my ass in reverse so all I have to do is look in the mirror. ha I beat you!

You crafty bastard. Very well, as long as you're fine having them forever emblazoned on your flesh, and are okay with adding more if, say, something requires you to change your password every month or so

 

[SoopaSte123]

That would really suck, but then again it would give me a chance to change my usernames on everything without feeling guilty, so I guess that would be a plus.

 

[ScoopMeister]

I tattoo each one on my butt in reverse so all I have to do is look in the mirror. ha I beat you!

What if someone drugged you in the night and burned the passwords of your butt? Yes, I said it, burned.

OP: I would probably hunt down the no-good-son-of-a-***** who did this to me, and make him wish he hadn't even considered it.

Then I would break down crying for the loss of all my accounts.

 

[Zoe Castillo]

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[darthotaku]

my paswords are easy to guess if you know me. I'm sure at least one of my friends could figure them out if they tried, and so could I.

 

[Bleedingskye]

I'd most likely freak out for a good couple hours...then give in and move past my insanity and go with SoopaSte123, it would be a good reason for change.

 

[EternalFacepalm]

Email? I think I'd just call support, that should do it. If that's excluded too, then I'll hit my head to the wall, and make new accounts. Wee.

 

[Jedamethis]

Buggery.
Well, I try and recover them then. You know, here's me email and...oh. Fuck. O.O

I make new accounts and weep. Quietly. >.>

 

[AlexNora]

i have all my usernames and passwords on a piece of paper if i forgot were that was (inside a certain game box) i think i would find it in a day or two. I never save them on my browser

 

[Sethzard]

I'd ask my mum.

 

[Doom-Slayer]

Kee Pass, which is passworded by a password based on one of my favourite games. So thatll be hard to loose.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

My Escapist and Steam account - the ones I use most often - are automatically logged in. So it's not a lost cause. Plus, recovery question would work, since I don't use my own E-Mail.

 

[Ice Car]

Ask my brother he knows.

I the spirit of what the OP is saying, YOU JUST FOUND OUT YOUR BROTHER IS DEAD.

OT: Weep. And weep. And weep.

Though I am auto-logged in on this site and my many other sites, so I never had to login or use my password for months, even years.