You wake up and forget all your passwords.

[TheProfesser]

...I go back to sleep and hope to wake up in a more happy world.

 

[Hisshiss]

Cancel my credit card by offering them my dog as proof of ownership, get less fat, and learn to live off the land, as the interwebz has forsaken me.

 

[mad825]

Look for my USB stick

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

Most of my passwords are entire stanzas from poems or songs with some clues meant to jog my memory. If I understand the clue, I'll know my password and could find it online.

 

[gigastrike]

I could get my dad to look it up or just do a password recovery of the Escapist.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

create a new password.

 

[Jedoro]

Some wouldn't be hard to guess, some would be impossible to guess...like the one I have for the computer at work. Of course then I could just call IT and have them reset it, so nothing would be too bad.

 

[Spartan448]

Fortunately, I have all my passwords in a Word file! That's not a memory password OR written down! HA!

 

[Shockolate]

I'd probably get my password eventually.

Because only I would be dumb enough to have that kind of password.

Read: Fuck off, no hints.

 

[Akytalusia]

that would suck. i like my username. it would be a shame to have to make all new accounts everywhere with a different name.

 

[EHKOS]

I choose mine from life experiences so do I forget those too?
Crap I just remembered that my perfect popcorn microwaving time is kept in the same place in my brain as my passwords.

 

[Javarock]

Find my file where I encrypted my passwords, Spend roughly two hours decrypting them and smile.

Well, It's on the computer, Not on paper.

 

[Retal19]

I never, ever log off, and I never turn my Laptop off. I'm set.

 

[Vie]

I'll ask Lulzsec to dig them out for me.

 

[William MacKay]

simple: i ask my friends. they know one of them. theyre all the same. they dont know that. they think i changed it.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Good thing I have the important one written down and stuck on my monitor although my passwords for websites related are fairly easy to remember unless I get Amnesia. For my bank however I guess it going to be a pain to head to the nearby branch and ask for a new password.

 

[xdom125x]

I would just type in my passwords like I normally do. Seriously, I have like 8 different passwords and they are easy to guess if you are me but you otherwise wouldn't think of.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Well I'm boned. Damn it why didn't set my Steam account to log in automatically.

Unless I can use password recovery services. Otherwise I go through every possible combination of words and numbers I would use for a password until I get access. Luckily when I select a passwords I make up with a little in joke to help me remember it, so if they haven't been wiped from my memory as well I might be able to salvage my passwords.

 

[Count Igor]

To make it even more fun, all your memory saved passwords are mysteriously wiped. What do you do? Personally I would fall to my knees and weep, for everything electronic I ever knew would be closed off to me forever, or at least not accessible without a painstaking amount of work.

Edit: If you have them written down anywhere, someone burned them to a crisp.

I get mad.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
The point is.. that's my Facebook picture. Give it back. -.-

 

[Irriduccibilli]

Don't care, website remembers my passwords anyway

EDIT: Hmmm, I guess I really should read the first post before commenting
Meh, I would probably just ask my brother, he is the one who created my most used password anyway