You wake up and... OMG WTH?

[zombiejoe]

Ok, so let's say you went to a crazy party, or worked late one night, and your really tired. You fall alseep on the bed, and when you wake up...somthing wierd happens.

What would be the wierd or creepy thing happening. It can be real or made up.

I would wake up in my boxers chaind to the bed, and a creepy man would walk into the room holding a sack with eye holes in it. He put's the mask on my head, I start thinking "Oh no, oh, no, rape, this is bad." But then he turnes on a nearby radio, it plays "My baby takes the morning train" and he just leaves. I would be all like "O.O"

EDIT: Then while tied to the bed, I would need to do a Heavy Rain like escape...with lot's of shaking.

 

[Red Right Hand]

I once woke up in a bush outside a B&B, no recollection of how I got there and there were a bunch of randoms just standing, staring at me. Which is unnerving, because it actually happened.

 

[MrDarkling]

I once had a dream of waking up with George W bush sitting on the side of my bed asking where the toilet was.
As funny as that sounds it really was one of the most scariest things I have ever experienced.

 

[zombiejoe]

What the hell have you been smoking OP? There's something in the tone of your post... makes it sound like you put a lot of though into that...

OT: Really loud noises.
I hate loud noises.

um...thanks. I enjoy when people enjoy my posts.

 

[Benj17]

Woke up on a park bench once to the sound of an old woman saying "the homeless these days are getting better dressed arent they gerty" "that they are mable, that they are." Then when i fully sat up i asked them where the nearest bus station was and mable said "OOOh gerty, he's eliquent as well"

goodtimes

 

[zombiejoe]

Woke up on a park bench once to the sound of an old woman saying "the homeless these days are getting better dressed arent they gerty" "that they are mable, that they are." Then when i fully sat up i asked them where the nearest bus station was and mable said "OOOh gerty, he's eliquent as well"

goodtimes

...how did you wake up there?

 

[BonsaiK]

I know a couple guys who went to San Francisco and got really drunk. They woke up the next day on benches in a train station, their coats were all stuffed with dollar bills, all really small denominations, no bills were over $10. They counted it all up, it was about $450. They have no idea what happened for them to get that money but they got out of town fast.

 

[ragestreet]

I wake up with a third hand protruding from my chest. All it does is make sandwiches.

 

[cheese_wizington]

A few months ago a snowstorm blew the power out. So I woke up freezing my ass off with no light (I have a nightlight, because I'm badass.) I had to get a bunch of extra blankets, and pee, with no contacts in (I'm legally blind...) and go back to bed.

 

[Daverson]

For some reason, whenever I drink Vodka I wake up covered in blood. Probably my own, though I've never checked that.

Only Vodka mind. Whiskey, or, indeed, any other spirit and I'm fine.

Never worked that one out.

I know a guy who has a tendency to get hospitalized by fast food when drunk! D=

 

[Benj17]

Woke up on a park bench once to the sound of an old woman saying "the homeless these days are getting better dressed arent they gerty" "that they are mable, that they are." Then when i fully sat up i asked them where the nearest bus station was and mable said "OOOh gerty, he's eliquent as well"

goodtimes

...how did you wake up there?

A Tequilla and Guinness cocktail and from there i can only remember the next glass, the rest of the night is a blur, but my friends are gits, so it was probably them

 

[UberNoodle]

I once woke up at 3 am and there was a man hanging by a noose in the centre of my room where my light would have been. I sleep on the floor on a futon. It freaked me out so much! I must have been in that 'dreaming but awake' state for about 2 minutes. I tried to get out of my room but I couldn't find the door. He was just swaying there in the light from window. Then, suddenly, I was awake and not able to go back to sleep.

 

[zombiejoe]

I once woke up at 3 am and there was a man hanging by a noose in the centre of my room where my light would have been. I sleep on the floor on a futon. It freaked me out so much! I must have been in that 'dreaming but awake' state for about 2 minutes. I tried to get out of my room but I couldn't find the door. He was just swaying there in the light from window. Then, suddenly, I was awake and not able to go back to sleep.

Sorry about that, sounds scary )

lol

 

[Broady Brio]

Nope. Then again I rarely do that sort of thing. Especially since last summer I got touched up by a fat girl, while she was stoned and hammered. Oh wait that is my answer to your question.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

The weirdest morning I had that isn't completely disgusting was waking up with one side of my face not working. Turned out to be Bell's Palsy but it scared the shit out of me.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

You need to learn to use apostrophes. Like, seriously. An apostrophe implies ownership or elision - learn it!

OT: I once woke up in a bush being stared at by a rather large dog. Thankfully it was friendly.

 

[silver wolf009]

Once i went to bed sick, and woke up to see a orange pile of gunk on my floor. I managed to subconsiouly vomit and not awake myself. Took me a few minutes to piece together what it was.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I'd wake up at a bus stop in the middle of rush hour wearing only a T-shirt.

It's kinda a recurring dream.