You wake up and... OMG WTH?

[Aur0ra145]

Here's a true story about my college experience.

I was out in Lubbock, Texas at the wonderful Texas Tech University. So, I woke up on the floor of a girls dorm room. I was completely alone. I was wearing US Military fatigues (Desert camoflauge BDU's.) I had on a shemagh. I also had my face painted dark foresty colors.

Yeah, I had no idea what the fuck was going on. So, I wondered out into the hall way and was literally chased out of the dorm by the RA, who spotted me and figured I was like an assassin or something.

THEN! It ended up I had been over by Sneed hall which is like 2 fucking miles from where my dorm was, Coleman. I was freaking quite upset, but I was WAY to hungover to really care.

 

[ThePantomimeThief]

After a house party, I woke up in a tent in the middle of a farmer's field. There were three other people in there. I have no recollection of how I got there or putting up the tent.

I have wisely decided to stop drinking since then.

 

[kleft101]

Woke up in my room once late a night, decided i needed to go the the loo, and got lost in my small rectangular bedroom, actually lost, that was really weird, then i hit my head on something and properly woke up.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I wake up

NOT WHERE I WENT TO SLEEP

(oooooooooh OOOOOhhhhh OoooooooH)
that would creep the hell outta me

 

[ethaninja]

I woke up on a rooftop once.

 

[zombiejoe]

I woke up on a rooftop once.

why?

 

[UnSeEn60]

A Tequilla and Guinness cocktail and from there i can only remember the next glass, the rest of the night is a blur, but my friends are gits, so it was probably them

Christ! *gags* No fucking wonder! Two nastiest drinks ever, IMO...mix them together and who know what's going to happen *head explodes*

 

[Samuel Cook]

When I was 5, I woke up, but I couldn't remember how to open my eyes. Scariest 10 seconds of my life.

 

[Benj17]

A Tequilla and Guinness cocktail and from there i can only remember the next glass, the rest of the night is a blur, but my friends are gits, so it was probably them

Christ! *gags* No fucking wonder! Two nastiest drinks ever, IMO...mix them together and who know what's going to happen *head explodes*

Well i'm part Irish, so doctors usually find high levels of blood in my guinness ... but yeah

it was a bet, was either that or a dirty pint and i wasnt settling for the latter

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I wake up with a third hand protruding from my chest. All it does is make sandwiches.

Does it have an arm too, or do you have to lean really close to the sandwich supplies?

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

I once woke up to find myself on a boat in Amsterdam, several hours later I remembered how I got there, its a funny story actually... I won't bother telling it though seeing as most of you (99%) probably don't care.

 

[UnSeEn60]

Well i'm part Irish, so doctors usually find high levels of blood in my guinness ... but yeah

it was a bet, was either that or a dirty pint and i wasnt settling for the latter

ACK! I'm 1/16 Irish, yet Guinness tastes like putrescent spit in my mouth. Good on you, though! For a bet, I might have been inclined to do it...damned competitiveness...

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Woke up on a park bench once to the sound of an old woman saying "the homeless these days are getting better dressed arent they gerty" "that they are mable, that they are." Then when i fully sat up i asked them where the nearest bus station was and mable said "OOOh gerty, he's eliquent as well"

goodtimes

Similar story, only i woke up underneath a park bench on the seaside waterfront. There were a couple of people staring at me very weirdly so i quickly left for the train station. I'm never going drinking in redcar again XD

 

[Kajt]

I wake up with a nuke chained to my testicles.

[sub]What? It was the first thing to come to mind.[/sub]

 

[geldonyetich]

Some of these threads are "OMG, WTH" enough for me.

 

[Sparrow]

Well, I did actually wake up with someone elses dog in my room once. That is an absolute mindfuck at 7 AM, I tell you.

 

[Denamic]

Recently, I woke up and my cat lie in front of my face, dead...

 

[t_rexaur]

2 Things I remember, nothing glamorous though. I once woke up on the wrong side of the bed, which confused the hell out of me. I've also once woke up, tried to move and realised that not only could I not move my right arm, I couldn't feel it either.

Nothing serious, I had just been sleeping on it for so long it went completely to sleep. It was still the weirdest thing. I had to use my other arm to move it about, but the feeling came back to it eventually.

 

[Benj17]

Well i'm part Irish, so doctors usually find high levels of blood in my guinness ... but yeah

it was a bet, was either that or a dirty pint and i wasnt settling for the latter

ACK! I'm 1/16 Irish, yet Guinness tastes like putrescent spit in my mouth. Good on you, though! For a bet, I might have been inclined to do it...damned competitiveness...

It was one of those, you either drink this or this or get shot multiple at close range with a BB gun

and considering the dirty pint consisted of multiple things including cider, port, baileys, lager, wine, guinness, vodka and Gordons and various other drinks, a guinness and tequila cocktail didnt sound to bad