You wake up and see yourself.

[standokan]

Kill him before he creates a paradox.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

1) Ask if he's me from the future, and if so what should I look out for.

2) Ask if he's me from the past, and then tell him what to look out for.

 

[staika]

Well, well, well who is this handsome fellow. I know bro five *bro fives with himself* my life is now complete

 

[Avaholic03]

Either befriend or enslave him. Possibly both.

Yeah, but if that's what you're thinking, so is he

OT: I'd make him go to work, and I'd stay home and sleep in.

 

[ScoopMeister]

I would have a conversation with myself in which I finish my own sentences.

 

[grizzlyAssuager]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/human-clones-do-you-fk-or-fight/

Unfortunately, those are the only two options.

Myself and me, we'd totally agree
to pick the first option.

After that we'd go pull pranks on people, making devious use of our similarity.
After THAT, we'd probably just get my work done a lot faster than before, when there was only one of me. yay.

 

[Hamish Durie]

me: *moves to the left* mirror image:*moves to the left*
Me:jumps to the right* mirror image*jumps to the right*
Me:*does crazy spastic dance* mirror image:does crazy spastic dance*
Me:"stop copying me" mirror image:"stop copying me"
me:"ooga booga unga bunga" mirror image:"thats just dumb"

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Beat him up and take his wallet...

 

[Kiefer13]

"Time travel?"
"No."
"Parallel Universe?"
"No."
"Clone?"
"No."
"Robot duplicate?"
"No."
"Alien shapeshifter?"
"No."
etc
(Repeat until I figure out what's going on)

 

[Section Crow]

do a secret handshake to see if it is really me...

the next part depends on if he fails or succeeds

 

[Rekrul]

ask him if hes more productive than me, if yes he can stay at home and do my uni, if no, I'll stay home and he can go to work for me

 

[Siege_TF]

I'd stare until he started talking. Of course that's what he'd do as well.
So... We'd eventually starve.

 

[smithy_2045]

Be really, really, really, really, REALLY confused.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Touch/ poke him/myself? I would then head to the bathroom to check the mirrior if I'm someone else.
Anyway if he is me than I guess we will become roommates. While ideally one will work and the other can relax is fun but now I'm feeding myself and the other me will mean more money so the other me will have to get a job.

 

[Thincrust]

I send him to work for me so I could possibly catch up on some sleep lol.

 

[Voxgizer]

Have him grab one of my guitars so we can play together.

 

[bulldogftw]

Kill and eat him, FOR SCIENCE!

 

[Nazz3]

Put him to work for all summer while I'll just chillax on the beach

 

[Harbinger_]

First be weirded out beyond belief
Second laugh like crazy
Three continue with phase two of my diabolic master plan.