You wake up in 1991

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zen5887

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Sometimes I think about dumb shit like this.

Imagine if you wake up in a strange bed and you eventually realise the year is 1991. You remember everything about your life up to this point, but you don't know where you are.

What do you do?

I think apart from creeping everybody out with my uncanny predictions of the future ("check out these dudes called Nirvana. They are gonna be HUGE"), I'd jump in to all the cool subcultures I'm too young for, grunge, hardcore punk, goths, skateboarding, all that cool stuff. I'd try to jump into the emerging gaming scene, maybe try to code or do art or something.

I think I'd get pissed off at the shitty internet speed pretty quickly, though.
 

mistahzig1

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- I'd get a job flipping burgers and spend all my money buying cases of Magic: The Gathering beta/Arabian nights/Antiquities boxes. Wait a decade or 2 and live an easy life.


- Learn Guitar and steal all future songs that rock


- Place anonymous calls about bomb threats in planes and certains buildings around a certain september date

- Bet 10 000$ on Germany winning 7-1 in some semi-finals
 

Keoul

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-Find a job sweeping general stores
-Spend all spare cash on buying stocks in Microsoft, Apple, JB-HiFi
-Around 1999 become a fire fighter
-2001 help in 9/11
-2010 Sell all stocks and retire
-Purchase high-end computers and leave as bitcoin miners
-2013 sell all bitcoins
-Double retire

Then I'd give that money to the new me, the younger one from this timeline that I suddenly jumped into. I'd probably keep a million or 2 and just go travel the world or something.
 

Eleuthera

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Seek myself out, tell me to spend more time with my great-grandfather who will pass away in 2 years. Tell myself to spend everything I have on Microsoft Stock (sell in about 8 years). Tell myself to go see a doctor Nov/Dec 2009 (don't wait for 7 months, it's pretty bad!)

Enjoy a lot of music I narrowly missed out on (I was 13 in 1991).
 

Boris Goodenough

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delta4062 said:
I don't think it would be that easy. Some guy from the future tells you that a bunch of terrorists plan to fly planes into the World Trade centre on a specific date and time? He'd be locked up in a psyche ward for 10 years.
Shhhhh! Also you don't HAVE to tell you are from the future, make a narrative (when you come closer to 2001) that you have intel or they should pay more attention to the intel they have.
 

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delta4062 said:
Boris Goodenough said:
Keoul said:
-2001 help in 9/11
Why not prevent it? Avoid decades of war and misery and hopefully make a more peaceful relationship between the west and the middle-east?
I don't think it would be that easy. Some guy from the future tells you that a bunch of terrorists plan to fly planes into the World Trade centre on a specific date and time? He'd be locked up in a psyche ward for 10 years.
Hit the fire alarm. I might be missing something, but you might be over-thinking things! XD

EDIT: Well, it probably won't prevent all of what you mentioned, but at least it's something you can do.

OT: Run around screaming, drink all the soda I want and probably go Go-Karting. Eat as much seafood as I can get my hands on. The 90s were good for that, in my experience.
 

Keoul

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Boris Goodenough said:
Why not prevent it? Avoid decades of war and misery and hopefully make a more peaceful relationship between the west and the middle-east?
Because no one is going to believe a crazy guy spouting about terrorists bombing the twin towers and the pentagon and some field with hijacked planes.

They'd probably think I'm drunk.
 
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I find out where I am pretty swiftly, then I'd go and give my 13 year old self a good talking to, plus do the usual shit with investment, sporting bets etc.
 

shogunblade

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I'd probably hit on most women I couldn't get now, but hope to get them then (Spoiler alert, I don't get with any of them). I was 1 year old in 1991, so I might get to meet myself as an infant, but maybe change my appearance so I end up meeting myself without destroying the future (Why don't we think about doing plastic surgery in most movies involving time travel? At best, you meet yourself without causing your former self to question humanity because he met you from the future).

I'd also attempt to right some select wrongs (Sad but true, some terrible things need to happen in order to prevent even worse things from happening. Time's a *****, I didn't write the rules).

Probably attempt to see a lot of movies I wanted to see on the big screen, even a few of the flops so my first timeline self would have retroactively celebrated some of the movies I know I like without actually having had the ability to see them.

Find somebody who knew what programming was back in the day, give him my porn stash (What's a USB drive? Is that like a Floppy Disk?) and start a porn empire. That's how you make a lot of money.
 

leberkaese

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Go to a Formula 1 race to see Ayrton Senna before his death.
Go to a Nirvana concert.
Become angry because it's 91 and I missed Germany becoming World Champion in '90. GOD DAMMIT, do I have to wait over 2 decades until the next one again?
 

sextus the crazy

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I'm surprised no one suggested this, but I'd get an SNES and get a bunch of games for it. Seriously, being able to buy Chrono Trigger, Earthbound, FFVI,etc. would be fucking rad.
 

Hero in a half shell

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Buy stocks in Apple and Microsoft (I think everyone would pretty much do this)

Become a political advisor and help create policies with perfect hindsight to guide me.
 

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Keoul said:
Boris Goodenough said:
Why not prevent it? Avoid decades of war and misery and hopefully make a more peaceful relationship between the west and the middle-east?
Because no one is going to believe a crazy guy spouting about terrorists bombing the twin towers and the pentagon and some field with hijacked planes.

They'd probably think I'm drunk.
It's pretty easy to prove you're not crazy. Just remember what happened around that time and start making predictions - word of mouth will take off that there's some guy who keeps making true predictions and it won't take long for reputable organizations like the New York Times to take interest. Then you can get your predictions, still all coming true, published in the New York Times. And when they keep coming true the sky's the limit for what's possible in terms of exposure.

The more interesting question is whether or not this process would influence reality. For example, someone who's taken seriously predicting that the Dallas Cowboys would win the 1993 Super Bowl might lead coaches of rival teams to tailor their strategies to oppose the Cowboys and may result in the Cowboys NOT winning the Super Bowl, then hurting the reputation of the predictor, while the predictor could correctly object that the prediction itself caused the Cowboys not to win.

Therefore, the correct approach by the predictor is to say that this WILL happen, unless steps are taken to prevent it, like 9/11.

But then something interesting happens. Let's say that based on the "prediction" of 9/11 that 9/11 is prevented. Because it's prevented the revenge excuse the Bush Administration used to invade Afghanistan and Iraq is gone, and if the excuse was what allowed that reality to occur then maybe the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan never would have happened, or at least would have happened differently to how they did. Because the invasions never happen all reality *connected to* the invasions never happens - in other words the entire course of history is changed, triggered by the prediction of 9/11.

Notice that this process limits the power of the predictor. Once the Cowboys are prevented from winning the Super Bowl in 1993 they may very well not win in 1994, regardless of whether or not it's predicted. Influence caused by correct predictions alters reality to such an extent that many, or most, future predictions based on the original timeline become no longer true in the new timeline. The predictor only has special information regarding the original timeline - he is as fresh to the new timeline as anyone else, except with regard to whatever similarities between the two timelines remain even after the effects of the predictions.

Arguably in a short time after he starts being taken seriously in his predictions, he is no longer able to make correct predictions and becomes just a regular citizen with very strange circumstances.
 

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Boris Goodenough said:
Keoul said:
-2001 help in 9/11
Why not prevent it? Avoid decades of war and misery and hopefully make a more peaceful relationship between the west and the middle-east?
Sorry can't. Fixed point in time. :(

Edit: I also would probably get into Magic the Gathering at the beginning, buy all the high dollar cards and become an awesome pro-player.
 

prpshrt

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How come no one's mentioned buying stocks in Google? But yah, same as most ppl here. Stocks in apple, microsoft, and google and then mine bitcoins or buy em when they were worth several cents.