You wake up in a horror movie. What do you do?

[JamesStone]

Call Chuck Norris
I wanna see Jason Vorhees pass by that

 

[Carlston]

Get a signature weapon and start making snarky comments and use a catch phrase...

And you get to be the hero.

 

[kortin]

cry. I don't like horror movies

 

[Spawny0908]

1. Stay with the damn group
2. forbid said group from splitting up
3. get weapons
4. don't call the police, they are always useless in horror movies (like the director would make it that easy for you)
5. stay in well lit areas
6. avoid dark forests and old cabins at all costs. take the killer head on with your fists before you go into those
7. when confronting the killer, use dialogue that would normally appear in other genres. this will confuse him since he/she thought this was a horror movie, buying you valuable time
6. you can have sex, but never ever in a car
8. look as modest as possible. killers are atracted to sexually arousing people (either definition of atracted is bad in this case)
9. don't be an ass, they always end up dead
10. don't do anything beyond the school, killers love extracurricular activities
11. don't babysit, especially on dark, stormy nights
12. if all else fails, activate the emergency tactic (the red button if you will) and show your dick

I read a book on this

Was the book "How to Survive a Horror Movie"? Good book!

 

[Dango]

Don't do anything in this video.

 

[plugav]

I wake up in a horror movie and what do I do?

Go back to bed, of course.

But what if it's Nightmare on Elm Street?

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Start a group sing-a-long of various cartoon opening themes, in hopes of changing the movie into something more enjoyable.

~My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Aaaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaa-aaaa-aaaaa....~

I would join this group and hope for the same.

~My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Aaaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaa-aaaa-aaaaa....

 

[Socks and Shoes]

Hang out with puppies, the greatest serial killer deterrent.

 

[funguy2121]

Step 1: Stop, take a deep breath.
Step 2: Find the source of the ominous music.
Step 3: Punch the conductor.

Step 3 should say "theremin operator."

I was going to say, call agent, renegotiate contract.

 

[funguy2121]

Okay. Okay, okay okay okay!

Join True Love Waits, wear a D.A.R.E. t shirt, and avoid Being Black.

 

[FalloutJack]

Chainsaw? Check.
Boomstick? Check.
Ammunition? Check.

Groovy.

 

[BoredDragon]

Go along with life as normal because I'm the white nerdy virgin.

*cries in corner*

 

[Wedlock49]

find out if it's an eastern or western horror.

If western: find a mirror, find out if I look attractive in a conventional sense and throw out a cheesy one liner

If eastern: Shit myself, sit in the corner and rock until it's either over or I get mysefl fucked up by your choice of eastern mythological creatures.

 

[neoontime]

Get a sticky note and attach main character to my forehead. The usually die last at least.

 

[azurine]

fast forward to the end credits.

 

[trooper6]

When the voices in the house say "Get Out" I pack up and leave immediately.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

Brake. The. Fourth. Wall.

 

[no space]

Go back to sleep and ho-

Go back to sleep and hope I wake up in a porno.

Aww, dammit.