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GaltarDude1138

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Duke. Nukem. Seriously.

EDIT: Alright, LCP rules, alright. Why Duke Nukem? Not to diss the Duke, but I don't think he could shed his manliness on every girl in the world at the same time. So someone's gotta pick up the slack.
 

Mcmuffin

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Lego island, im pretty you cant get any less dangerous than that and everyone loves Lego so im all set for eternity
 

rmb1983

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GaltarDude1138 said:
Duke. Nukem. Seriously.
"Congratulations! You have been in stasis for 13 years. Welcome back to the Land of the Living.

P.S.: Aliens have invaded again. Find somewhere to curl up in a fetal position."
 

Wilko316

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Assassins Creed, I'm already quite good at parkour and need to get back into it again, I love the freedom within the skill, plus it'd be sweeeeeeeeeet.
Either that or Bully because it's a school and a town with essentially no rules.
If you'd have allowed to gain the powers of the video game then Dragonball Z Budokai 3, that would be fucking sick.
 

Stuntcrab

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Fallout, STALKER, or half life. Kill mutants that threaten people (Fallout, STALKER) or go and kick soldiers ass with Gordon (Half life)

"you can't obtain any that you couldn't in real life."
So are you saying I can't get a ar2 from a dead soldier if I say half life 2?
 

malus_vai

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Red Dead Redemption, gonna go hunt me some Buffalo, then have a fight with a cougar, THEN go and collect some flowers.... aaah, the simple life.
 

ExileNZ

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TriggerHappyAngel said:
Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball ... for the Beach Volleyball of course...
Thread over!

Seriously though, I woke up in one this morning - I've been playing through Aliens vs Predator 2000 and having finally finished my third and final (Predator) campaign, I've had my fair share of facehugger action.

So, as occasionally happens, last night I dreamed about AvP and woke with a start when a facehugger jumped on my face.

This kind of thing happens to me all the time, no biggie, right?

Except that the first thing I noticed when I woke up was that I really did have a fleshy mass stuck to my face and it really was stopping me from breathing.

Freaking the hell out, my mind still full of facehuggers, I yanked it off only to hear my wife crying out. Turned out the fleshy mass my face was burried in was her shoulder.

^^;;

Nightmare fail...
 

M0rp43vs

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poiumty said:
One a' them hentai porn games. Prefferably a harem one. With a good story.

...what? They exist.
Yes but unless it's your own game, you'll be just some minor secondary character while every female in the game will be chasing after the main character. 'Cept maybe the ugly comedic relief girl.

OT:I'm in Gensokyo! better learn how to dodge and graze or I'm gonna get eaten
 

Extragorey

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Oblivion!

Why might I want to live in a world of twisted magic, undead creatures, psychic law enforcement and portals to Hell, you ask?

Because... Fantasy rules!
 

Artina89

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The town of Greenvale from "Deadly premonition" where it is like $30 to get crackers, the police department is only open from 9-5, there is a weird purple fog that can cause zombies to randomly produce, and there is a psychotic serial killer in a raincoat that will hunt you down and dismember you with an axe.
On the bright side, every time it rains you get a day off, which is a definite plus in my book :)