You wake up next morning...

[mParadox]

Time to start the Black Plague!

Here rats....

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Tell me you have a headache eh? We'll see who ends up with a brain freeze.

 

[xmbts]

Time to go sell some bad food and generally be creepy.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh joy... I get to listen to some jackass narrating two inches from my ear.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Where am I? Why do I smell like zombie?

 

[Spoonius]

*Brain asplodes*

 

[Zirat]

Wh-why are my eyes diffrent colors and why am I holding what apears to be a watering can?

What is this, I dont even-

 

[Spoonius]

Where's my bloody beer?!!!

:O

 

[xmbts]

Hmm, I seem to have a beer on me at all times...and yet I'm not much of a drinker. The irony is palpable.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Where am I? Why do I smell like zombie?

I don't smell like zombie. That would be part of an identity. I don't smell like anything.


OT:
Is there any way I can just IGNORE Murdoc's commands?

...

 

[mParadox]

I feel warrior-ish.

OffT: Tell Murdoch to vaffanculo.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... looks like I've taken over at the point where Ezio decided not to kill Rodrigo Borgia... well fuck that. *kills Rodrigo Borgia*

 

[Eumersian]

Man, I have got to use a better dandruff shampoo.

 

[Vrex360]

DIE HUMAN SCUM!!!!

This is how I greet people.

 

[xmbts]

I feel the urge to end lesser creatures.

 

[scorptatious]

EDIT: Why do I don't I have heartbeat anymore?

 

[TheDoctor455]

What the fuck happened?

What the fuck am I?