You wake up next morning...

[TheDoctor455]

At last! Leia's journal!

Let's see...

what the hell?
Why is written in Japanese?

How do I even know about Japan?

 

[xmbts]

*Vader breathing*
This pleases me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*tries to use force-lightning on Murdock, but ends up tickling him.*

What the fuck?!?!??!

 

[xmbts]

Do I still think I'm Vader?

 

[TheDoctor455]

(No, that's a mental thing that only affects my personality/mind... but would you mind shouting the passphrase to snap me out of it now? Thank you.)

*Tries to force-choke Murdock but ends up serving him tea.*

 

[xmbts]

Yeah...I guess I can.
Well I already did anyway.

 

[scorptatious]

I guess I would go out and sing Gorillaz songs all day.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah...I guess I can.
Well I already did anyway.

(I don't remember, but I'll carry on as if you had shouted "Allons Y!" in that case)

*panting*

Oh... finally I'm out of that mess... why do I keep fucking with my own head?

And is there anyway I can get Murdock to STOP barking orders at me?

EDITED FOR SPECTRE NINJA:

Why do I have this sudden desire to HELP the Reapers?

 

[xmbts]

The goodness of your heart?

 

[TheDoctor455]

The goodness of your heart?

Which question were you answering?

 

[The Clown]

I would mutter a spell blessing all orphans

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Find my body and change back immediately.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... what classic work of Japanese literature has she been reading all this time...
*reads a bit...*

WTF??!!?!?! This is tentacle porn!!!!

 

[xmbts]

I'm going to take a 6 hour shower. Don't disturb me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*disturbs*

Well... this is the exact opposite of what I thought would happen.

*hugs*

 

[xmbts]

Hugged by my own body...odd.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hugged by my own body...odd.

Hugged by your own body while in the shower.

 

[xmbts]

I hope you left the clothes on.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No such luck I'm afraid... Murdock was attempting his groping act again... so...

 

[xmbts]

Well then have some decency and keep your eyes closed...Pervert.